This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Sacagawea was the original milf.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
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