It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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