Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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