adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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