Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I can tuck mytits in my pants
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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