No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
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All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
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I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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