WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
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So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
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She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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