it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
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She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
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Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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