Your tits are I can't wait for
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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