i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
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