Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
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Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
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I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I lost the right to judge tonight
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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