oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
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