You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
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I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
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I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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