Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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