just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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