Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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