they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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