i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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