even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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