I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
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Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
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It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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