pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
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Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
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My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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