But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I got chris browned last night
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
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I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
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If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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