Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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