i would punch a child for taco bell
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
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