Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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