Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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