I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
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