I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
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My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
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I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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