Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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