Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
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I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
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I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
The ass gains better be worth it
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