So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
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after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
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He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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