This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
Randomize
