wat bout pragnant strippers??
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
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i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
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Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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