a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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