Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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