I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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