eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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