...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
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Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
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Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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