That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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