lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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