called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
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