He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
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If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
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Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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