I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
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I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
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Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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