youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
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i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
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New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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