Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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