He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Who would have guessed that ordering a vodka lemonade at Roscoe's was code for I want a hand job
i think i have two assholes
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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