I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
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I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
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I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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