haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
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I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
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I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
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