I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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