There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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