The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
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This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
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WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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