I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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