highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Randomize
