Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Drunk is not a location!
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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