youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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